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Yas girlboss! Pussy slay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#art#digital art#fanart#yokai watch#yokai watch art#yokai watch fanart#robonyan#robonyan yokai watch#robonyan u#robonyan ultimate#ultimate robonyan#b3nk1#b3-nk1#karakuri benkei#benrobo#back on my robot yaoi...........#why is robonyan u so cunty.........#b3nk1 yokai watch#karakuri benkei Yokai watch
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[Destiny 2] To Have and To Hold
Date: 10/26/2024
#digital art#cute#gay#destiny 2#destiny 2 video game#video game#saint-14#osiris#never played destiny but my friends do#and they showed me the gays and I just needed to draw#once again the dot brush filled the transparent background#you may not see the dots well but they're there#old man yaoi#old men being gay#cuddles#hug#robot x human#refusal to draw seats#will draw people sitting refuse to draw things to sit on#I forgot to do Osiris' nail polish#but I refuse to go back in and fix it at this point
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my DCA @mainmoenmomentmaybe stickers arrived too but its at the post office
#MY YAOI STICKERS? oh its my bachelors#<- basically this#fanboying#dca fandom#im back into dca and its cause of weed jokes and animations and toyhouse but shhh no one is supposed to know#also ive been using my sl cosplay sweater its so cozy#jerrsterrr art#i need to make fnaf real so i can get high eith my fave robots do you understand#anyways#goodnight im knocking out
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robot yaoi đ
bonus thing and process shots o7






#doodles#transformers#ghuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh#orion pax#d-16#dpax#<- i think????? yeah#do i tag it as meg and op too.... nah...#transformers one#kicks bucket that is thrown into the sea and a shark throws it back and it hits my head....badly#painting the metal was so fun i'll give it thst... hmmmph#there will be more robot yaoi in the future.... watch out!#ok shiiiiit i am just realizing d needs to be more wider but whatever. whateverrrrrrrrr...
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saw these guys be cute on twitter and latched onto them like a damn leach
#robot yaoi... robot yaoi makes the world go round..#sorry for only drawing ships lately been wanting to get my likes out there for the sth fandom#also with how I recently watched almost the entirety of sonic prime I can say that I miss chaos sonic so much COME BACK TO ME MY BBG đ#i thought he was funny...#he was so silly...#metalchaos#metal sonic#chaos sonic prime#metal sonic sth#sth metal sonic#sonic prime#sonic the hedgehog#sth#AudrinArt
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anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling????? đđđđ no???? just me?????? đđđđ

#anghel art#tfa#transformers animated#prowl#bumblebee#prowlbee#beeprowl#the madness#is striking back!#hurrm yaoi warning!#chibi#HEH LOOK AT THAT ANGHEL POSTED SMTH#I HATE RENDERING METAL I HATE RENDERING METAL I HATE RENDERING METAL I HATE RENDERING METAL I HATE#sorry if this is ass academy took my shit days + family stuff#but its okay#its the love ive poured into that matters#i hope#the robot art sillyness#bumbleprowl
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My gf and I just saw Transformers One a second time and holy shit it's even better on the second watch. This film truly is peak and if it doesn't get a sequel I'm marching up to Paramount headquarters to yell at them myself. Also we got the silly little plush blorbos, look at them.

#watch out I'm back in my tf fixation era#prepare for a lot of yelling about gay space robots#this is the movie that made me actively ship megop finally like yall are geniuses#the doomed tragic yaoi is *chef's kiss*#transformers one#tf one
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some of us r sane and the rest of us spend 5 hours drawing their tf2 ocs
i was gonna do more but um. no. not right now. another day mayhaps.
anyways i finally finished vampire medic and i also designed scene scout which was an idea i never talked about but ive had in mind for a bit xD yeah i hope u enjoy :)
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 engineer#tf2 scout#tf2 oc#tbh scene scout does not look one bit like scout#which i kinda hate#but thats okay#i know tf2 takes place in the 70s but if new zealand is literally atlantis and there are fucking robots and modern day earbuds#than scene fashion can exist too. sure. why not!#i might draw the red counterparts of these guys#these r all blue team fellas#scene scout doesnt have a red equivalent but carl (engie) has roboneer and vampire medic has lovely medic#question for the medics do we do vampire and lovely yaoi or heavymedic . idk which id prefer in this case#idk . they could both be fun dynamics#vampire and lovely might be more interesting though since vampire medic is relatively normal and lovely medic is insane#so if you have any input on that let me know . its not rhetorical#anyways i need to make more tf2 ocs#there are no heavies#no snipers . no spies . there are 2 soldiers but theyre so hard to draw i give up everytime i try#1 scout. 2 pyros (3 if you count pyro bug). 2 engineers . no demos.#ugh i gotta make sure each team has at lrwst one of each class#i was repurposing my oc adrian into a tf2 oc because he is both french and carries a sniper rifle on his back#and blah blah blah sniper spy blah blah blah#anyways im yapping sorry. might go to sleep soon. kinda want to go eat first though#so im gonna go grab a cookie#byebye chat baii bai abibaba bai :33
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I now have this idea in my head of there being some sort of Transformers parody in a kids show but turning up the yaoi
I think specifically OK KO is the type of show Iâm thinking of, I feel like this would happen in that show
Like, you got two robot and/or alien characters (and company probably) who are constantly fighting battles and such, and if weâre saying itâs OK KO, I personally feel like it would end with those two stand-ins for Optimus and Megatron going to coupleâs therapy and/or walking into the sunset together as they stop their endless fighting. Or like itâs a thing that later on you just see them working on in the background
I donât know if Iâm explaining my vision properly. I really donât know how to explain what Iâm thinking in my brain. Just yaoi parody Transformers in another kids show, do you understand what Iâm saying?
It probably sounds like nonsense, I didnât explain myself enough. Also doesnât help itâs been years since I last watched OK KO, so I canât say how accurate this scenario would be
#I canât actually think of a show that would do this thatâs currently airing#but thatâs probably also because Iâm not watching any currently airing shows#I mean I guess other than Earthspark#but back to the point yeah I donât know what other show would do this other than OK KO#but I want it to happen now#I would design these parody Transformers but Iâm not sure how to right now#granted it probably wouldnât be too difficult in the OK KO art style#especially since thereâs already an extensive amount of robot characters#I also donât know what else to do with these parodies other than yaoi#like what else about the Transformers to parody#but yeah vision in my head#or it could just be late night madness#as is common for me#anyways#transformers#parody#random stuff
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just finished horus rising im so fine
#ramblings#WAHHHHHH#i love u mournival... goofy lads... aoughhh#ITS SO FUCKING SICKKK#the part w sanguinius there & the narrator constantly mentions how much horus loves him & how close they are#im going back to goofy old robot yaoi i cant do this chat im out (<- doesnt have the funds for false gods rn)#im waiting until college money & health insurance have been taken off my account before spending more money#but its ok i need a little joy and fun and not the dramatic ironic foreshadowing
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IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN.
#FUCK#saw ONE PIECE of reed900 art and fell back into it#THE SAT IS ON WEDNESDAY I CANNOT AFFORD TOXIC ROBOT YAOI TO BE IN MY HEAD RN.
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started working on this bad boy a few months back and managed to finish it recently :') i need that doomed robot yaoi to flow through my veins man
#tendebill art#art#digital art#fanart#artists on tumblr#transformers one#tfone#transformers fanart#maccadams#megop#opmeg#megaop#megatron x optimus prime#cw blood#orion pax#orion pax tfone#transformers d16
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am i turning yearly beast wars rewatch into a thing....... maybe
#cnidarian talks#i always loved cheetor bc im a sucker for scrappy yellow dudes but the dinobot rattrap art has me vibrating#back to my roots.... robot yaoi#the very first fic i wrote was for transformers
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Today I am back withâŠ
DOOMED ROBOT YAOI!!!
Welcome my Orion Pax/ Optimus Prime and D-16/Megatron human designs. I fucking love them. I love them so much, I think they just need to kiss. Please please talk to me about transformers, Iâm going insane. Iâve watched Transformers One 6 times already in the last 4 days of me first seeing this movie.
#transformer one#transfomers#optimus prime#orion pax#megatron#transformers d16#transformers human au#artists on tumblr#digital art#clip studio paint#megop#tf one megop
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Now I have to ask- WHY do you hate Pacific Rim?
Okay, fair warning, this is about as bitter and salty and small-minded as day-old caviar. But. My bitter, salty (probably fishy) opinion:
Pacific Rim is only a good movie because it's a well-written story about robots punching monsters.
That's it. That's all there is to the movie.
I started out merely disappointed by Pacific Rim. We went gaga for the preview materials that promised these unique well-rounded character pairs and trios with these idiosyncratic robots from all these different Pacific nations... And then the movie itself is about some bland white American guy who pilots a robot named a racial slur, the second most fleshed-out team is bland white Australian guys, and the Chinese team is there, kind of, in the background, but don't worry they're going to die first. The "character-driven story" turned out to be "various characters take turns punching aliens" but, sure, whatever, I love the MCU so why not.
The day I went from "Pacific Rim is overrated" to "Pacific Rim is the worst thing that has ever happened to human civilization, I'm extremely normal about this" was the day I saw a Tumblr post suggesting we replace the Bechdel test with the Mako Mori test. Because Mako Mori has her own plot and doesn't kiss North Carolina at the end, making her a whole new type of feminist icon.
To which I was like:
We are talking about the same movie here, right? The Pacific Rim that can't even pass the Bechdel test? The Pacific Rim that's all about might-makes-right, the Pacific Rim that has ONE speaking role for ONE female character in its (from IMDB) 50-person cast? The Pacific Rim that repeatedly puts its only female character in danger and has her rescued by first Idris Elba then North Carolina? THAT Pacific Rim?
Is there a different Mako Mori I haven't met? Because the one I've seen a) has a character arc driven by deciding whether to obey her father or follow her heart, which is as inoffensive and stale as an unblessed communion wafer, b) does nothing that Ellen Ripley didn't do 30 years earlier, but with about 5% of the character depth Ripley got, and c) stands there in silence looking sad as two men punch each other over the question of her virtue.
Any post assuming this movie invented the idea of "small Asian woman kicks monster ass" needs to learn its damn history. Especially the ones acting like her being physically small is somehow a feminist bonus. There's something embarrassingly ahistorical about the whole thing.
And look. I get how we got here. I know how easily Tumblr backs you into a rhetorical corner of "calling a story Good can never mean merely 'enjoyable'; calling a story Good must mean 'virtuous'". Until next thing you know you're arguing that actually, shipping Obi-Wan/Darth Vader is a net good for all of society, because gay divorced middle-aged tyrants who use supplemental oxygen and murdered their exes in a custody dispute over the one kid (out of two) they actually care about deserve to see themselves in sci fi too! You only end up in that corner because half the time you're arguing against someone who says that shipping Obi-Wan/Darth Vader is literally the same thing as supporting father-son incest, so your real reasons for shipping them (1. foe yay, 2. old man yaoi) seem wildly insufficient.
Much of what I see about Pacific Rim seems neck-deep in the "it's not allowed to be a Good Movie unless it single-handedly dismantles the patriarchy" fallacy. There's nothing progressive about shipping two dudes best known for chopping off each other's body parts with laser swords. And there's nothing progressive about a movie having its only female character hug the male protagonist at the end instead of kissing him. You're allowed to like a thing just because it's well-made, without acting like a bog-standard normatively-broey action flick somehow invented a new form of feminism. Anyway, "Pacific Rim is a perfectly fine movie" is the hill I will die upon, heretical though it may be.
#nothing to do with animorphs#pacific rim negativity#sci fi#feminism#tumblr fallacies#incest mention#if you like movies where the female supporting character hugs the male protagonist at the end instead of kissing him#may i suggest: star wars jurassic park the abyss the day the earth stood still x-men logan's run aliens & about 400 others#however â in pacific rim's defense â imdb says there is one (1) additional female cast member#who plays Pleasant Docile Female AI Voice in the computer of Racial Slur: The Mech Suit (so it's got that going for it)#imho not enough to make up for north carolina and ozzie jr.'s literal slap-fight over Mako Mori's Precious Virtue; but it does have that#i'm so so so glad we're finally having a complex conversation about wonder woman (2017) instead of pretending it invented feminism#(not that i'm an elektra (2005) fan who's salty or anything)#i want that complexity in pacific rim and it's really not there#anyway i warned you all this would be petty and irrational#stay tuned for my essay on how - if you reeeaaally think about it - Iron Man (2008) basically invented intersectionality
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Whats the worse that could happen? :3
two best friends,, stuck in a creepy train :0 (i need to make these two sillies playing mimic too istg I love mimic rblx)

The train doors shut behind you and Phainon with an ominous clunk.
âOkay, cool. Super normal,â you muttered, shifting your weight from foot to foot. The empty train car stretched out ahead, eerily quiet. Not a single other passenger. Just you, Phainon, and the dim, flickering lights overhead.
Phainon exhaled sharply, rubbing his arms. âRight. No big deal. Weâre just stuck in a suspiciously abandoned train in the middle of nowhere.â He turned to you with a forced grin. âTotally not a horror movie setup.â
âNot at all,â you agreed, glancing at the dark windows. The city lights shouldâve been visible. Instead, there was nothing but pitch-black void.
The train lurched forward suddenly, making both of you stumble. Phainon yelped and grabbed your arm. âWHY did it move? WHOâS driving this thing?!â
You didnât have an answer. The doors didnât budge when you tried them, and there was no sound of an engine. Just the unsettling hum of flickering electricity. Your heart pounded as you looked down the train car again.
A shadow moved.
âOkay, that was definitely something,â you whispered, gripping Phainonâs sleeve.
He inhaled sharply. âNope. Nope. I am NOT built for ghost encounters.â
The shadowy figure stood at the far end of the car, featureless, its presence unnatural. The lights flickered violently as it inched forward.
âPlan?â Phainon whispered.
âUh⊠I donât know. Be brave?â
Phainon gripped your hand. âWe are cowards at heart. Donât lie to me.â
The shadow jerked forward suddenly, and you both screamed, running to the opposite end of the train. The doors were still locked. You banged on them while Phainon frantically pressed random buttons.
âHELLO, CONDUCTOR? CUSTOMER SERVICE? EXORCIST?? ANYONE?!â Phainon shouted.
The shadow was closer now, towering, its darkness spreading like ink. The lights flickered wildly, casting strange, warped shapes along the walls.
âI SWEAR IF THIS IS SOME PARANORMAL ACTIVITY PRANK, IâM SUING!â you screeched.
Then, the lights went out.
Silence.
You clung to Phainon, barely able to breathe. He clung back just as tightly.
ââŠIf we die, I just want you to know, Iââ
The lights flickered back on.
The shadow was gone.
ââŠwas the one who ate your last pizza slice,â Phainon finished shakily.
You blinked. âPhainon.â
âWhat?â
âWe just almost DIED and thatâs what you were gonna confess?!â
He shrugged weakly. âIf I was gonna go out, I wanted to leave this world honest.â
The train remained silent, unmoving. The horror of moments ago left an eerie, uncertain calm in its wake. You and Phainon exchanged nervous glances.
ââŠWeâre still stuck, arenât we?â you muttered.
âYup.â
ââŠAnd the creepy shadow thing could come back at any time?â
âOh, absolutely.â
You sighed. âGreat. Love that for us.â
ââŠSo should we, uh, play I Spy to distract ourselves orââ
A distant thud echoed through the train.
Phainon clung to you instantly. âI SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYEâTERROR.â
You groaned. âWeâre so doomed.â "Better than doomed yuri" "SINCE WHEN DO YOU READ DOOMED YURI OR YAOI?"

Your stupid bickering with Phainon was interrupted by another sound,âfootsteps.
Not just one set. Multiple. Slow, dragging steps echoing through the empty train car.
Phainonâs grip on you tightened. âNOPE. NOPE. THATâS A HARD NO FROM ME.â
You swallowed hard, barely able to turn your head toward the source. The flickering lights made the figures ahead shift and blur, as if they werenât fully solid. More shadows. More of them.
The intercom crackled suddenly, making you jump. A distorted voice, garbled and almost robotic, whispered:
âNext stop⊠nowhere.â
The lights flickered out again, and this time, they didnât come back on.
ââŠI take back everything. I DO want an exorcist,â Phainon whispered.
You grabbed his hand tighter. âScrew that, I want a miracle.â
A sharp, ear-piercing ding rang through the train, followed by the sensation of the car tilting slightlyâlike something, some things, had climbed aboard.
Shuffling noises. Ragged breathing. A whisper so close to your ear that you swore something was right behind you.
âRun,â Phainon breathed.
Without hesitation, you both bolted into the next car, barely making it through before the door slammed shut behind you. You panted, pressing your back against the cold metal wall.
âOkay. So, options?â Phainon huffed.
âUh⊠keep running and scream louder?â
âSolid plan, ten out of ten.â
The lights flickered in the new car, revealing long, claw-like marks on the seats, deep scratches in the walls. It smelled like rust, like something metallic and old.
ââŠWe are not alone,â Phainon whispered, barely audible.
You turned, your stomach sinking.
At the far end of the car, there was something slumped over in a seat.
A passenger.
Or at least, it used to be.
It moved. Twitching. Its head jerked slightly, as though noticing you for the first time.
The flickering lights gave you only glimpsesâempty eyes, skin too tight over its skull, a smile far too wide to be human.
Phainon whimpered. âNope. Nope. NOPE.â
The thing stood up.
It took one slow step toward you, then another. The car groaned under its weight, the very air thickening with something wrong.
Your pulse hammered as you grabbed Phainonâs hand. âWe are going to run now.â
âYes. Yes, we are.â
You both bolted again, pushing through another door, then another. The train stretched impossibly long, the windows still showing nothing but void.
The sound of footsteps behind you grew louder.
Thenâ
The train intercom crackled again, but this time, the voice was different.
Clearer.
âKeep going. Donât look back.â
Your breath hitched. The voice was unfamiliar, but something in it felt⊠human.
You and Phainon exchanged looks, silent understanding passing between you.
Whoeverâor whateverâwas speaking, you had no choice but to listen.
You kept running, even as the shadows twisted behind you. Even as the train seemed to stretch on forever. Even as your lungs burned.
Because the alternative was stopping.
And stopping meant death.

The train rumbled beneath your feet, shifting slightly. Your grip on Phainon tightened as you forced yourself to keep running. The air around you felt suffocatingâthick, heavy, like something unseen was pressing down on your shoulders.
Thenâ
The lights cut out completely.
The train jerked forward.
And a hand landed on your shoulder.
You didn't thinkâyou reacted.
With sheer, primal instinct, you whirled around and threw a punch behind you, aiming right where the hand had been. Your fist connected with something solid. A choked yelp echoed through the darkness, followed by a dramatic thud as somethingâor someoneâhit the floor.
The lights flickered back on.
Phainon lay sprawled on the ground, clutching his stomach, his expression caught between pain and absolute betrayal.
"WHY," he gasped, "DO YOU HAVE THE REACTION TIME OF A SEASONED BOXER?!"
Your breath hitched as realization dawned. "Oh my god, Phainon!"
You immediately crouched down, gripping his shoulders. He looked up at you with watery, exaggeratedly hurt eyes. "You punched me."
"In my defense, I thought you were a demonic entity trying to consume my soul!"
Phainon whined dramatically, curling in on himself. "That doesn't make me feel better!"
You groaned. "Okay, okay, my bad. Are youâ"
The intercom crackled again.
âNext stop⊠nowhere.â
Both of you froze.
Slowly, your heads turned in sync toward the front of the train.
The door at the end of the carâlocked just moments agoâwas now slightly ajar. Beyond it, the next car was bathed in dim, flickering red emergency lights. Shadows stretched unnaturally long, as if something other was lurking just beyond your sight.
Phainon gripped your wrist. âI donât want to go in there.â
âMe neither.â
âLetâs go in there.â
You both inched forward, step by hesitant step, despite every single fiber of common sense screaming at you to turn the hell around and wait for rescue.
As you crossed into the next car, the air grew colder. A strange static filled your ears, like a radio barely tuned to a station. The seats here were in even worse conditionâripped fabric, deep claw marks, and something wet staining the floor.
Then, the worst partâ
A single, withered passenger sat slumped in one of the seats.
At first, you thought it was a corpse.
But thenâits head snapped toward you.
Phainon made a noise so high-pitched it couldâve shattered glass.
You grabbed his arm, yanking him forward as the figure lurched to its feet, joints cracking grotesquely. Its limbs moved stiffly, like a marionette being pulled by invisible strings.
And then it grinned.
Far too wide.
Far too wrong.
The lights flickered.
When they came back on, it was closer.
âRUN,â you screamed.
Phainon didnât need to be told twice. You both sprinted, crashing through the next door, then the next. The train felt endless, an infinite loop of terror.
Thenâ
A different voice crackled through the intercom.
Familiar.
Warm.
Phainonâs voice.
âHey there, gorgeous. You still with me?â
Your heart skipped. The voice was clear, not distorted. Not like the others. You turned to Phainon beside you.
His eyes widened. âIâI didnât say that.â
The intercom chuckled.
Then, your own voice echoed through the speakers:
âYou really think you can get out of here?.â
You froze.
Phainon froze.
Slowly, ever so slowly, the two of you turned to stare at the nearest speaker.
The train was playing back your voices.
And then, in a low, distorted version of Phainonâs voiceâ
ââŠDo you really think you can escape?â
The lights exploded.
Darkness swallowed everything.
And thenâ
The creature smiled at you

The withered creature took one slow step toward you, then another. The car groaned under its weight, the very air thickening with something wrong.
Your pulse hammered as you grabbed Phainonâs hand. âWe are going to run now.â
âYes. Yes, we are.â
You both bolted again, but this time, you started grabbing anything you couldâloose metal poles, discarded newspapers, even an abandoned shoeâand hurled them behind you.
The creature let out a guttural growl as something smacked it in the face. "STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME AND LET ME FUCKING DEVOUR YOU!"
âNO THANK YOU!â Phainon shouted, chucking a seat cushion at it.
âTRY A DIFFERENT DIET!â you added, launching an entire fire extinguisher.
The thing hissed in frustration, dodging objects as you and Phainon kept running, making it increasingly difficult for it to catch up. You had no idea where the train would take you, but one thing was certainâyou werenât going down without a fight.
You were already scrambling toward the other end of the train, looking for anything else to weaponize. You picked up a discarded shoe and yeeted it at the spirit. "YEAH, TRY A DIFFERENT TRAIN, BITCH! THIS ONEâS OCCUPIED!"
The spirit flickered wildly, hands clawing at the air in frustration. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO HAUNT THIS TRAIN? I SPEND HOURS BUILDING UP ATMOSPHERE, AND YOU TWO ARE JUST THROWING CRAP AT ME LIKE IâM A STRAY CAT!"
Phainon was hunched over, gasping between laughs and adrenaline, while You simply wiped away tears of panic-laughter. "WELL MAYBE IF YOU HAUNTED WITH BETTER CUSTOMER SERVICE, WEâD CONSIDER GETTING DEVOURED!"
The spirit shrieked, full-body glitching, before taking a deep, dramatic breath. "Okay. You know what? Fine. Iâll give you a five-second head start. Then Iâm chasing you, and when I catch you, youâre SCREWED."
Phainon grabbed Your wrist. "WE GOTTA GO."
The lights flickered violently as the spirit began counting down. "Five... four..."
"SCATTER!" You yelled, diving behind a row of seats as Phainon nearly tripped over his own feet, sprinting toward the opposite end of the car.
The spirit cackled. "TWO... ONE! READY OR NOTâ"
And then, with a horrible jolt, the train LURCHED forward, throwing all three of them off balance. The spirit let out a confused, "WHAT THE FUCâ?!" as it tumbled forward, smacking into the wall. You and Phainon crashed into opposite seats, groaning.
"Did⊠did the train just MOVE?" Phainon wheezed, gripping his stomach.
You were well terrified, still upside-down in a seat, nodded. "Oh yeah. Weâre so screwed."
The spirit groaned from the floor, twitching. "You IDIOTS threw so much at me that I ACCIDENTALLY POSSESSED THE TRAIN INSTEAD."
A heavy silence fell over them.
"...Can we throw more stuff at you to reverse it?" You asked, deadpan.
The spirit let out a soul-piercing screech.
The train sped up.

The train screeched as it sped up, the lights flickering erratically. The air turned thick, suffocating, as if the train itself was breathingâalive and watching. The metal walls groaned, stretching unnaturally, and the floor beneath your feet shuddered as if something massive was crawling underneath.
Phainon swallowed hard, pressing himself against a seat. "This isnât funny anymore."
Your fingers curled into fists, trying to steady your breathing. "It was never funny."
The spirit, now a swirling mass of darkness, twisted unnaturally in the center of the train car. Its form convulsed, faces stretching and melting within the shadowsâexpressions of agony, rage, hunger. "You⊠cannot escape," it whispered, voice layered with a chorus of the damned. "You are within me now."
The windows showed nothing but voidâpitch black, a consuming abyss outside the speeding train. The outside world was gone. The train was no longer just a train; it was something else entirely. Something wrong.
Phainon turned to you, voice low and tense. "We need to do something before this thing turns us into whatever the hell those other faces are."
The overhead lights suddenly went out. The darkness swallowed you whole.
A sharp, wet sound echoed in the voidâsomething dragging, something breathing too close.
Then a whisper, directly in your ear. "I see you."
You lunged forward on instinct, desperate to move, but something yanked your ankleâcold, bony fingers wrapping tight, pulling you into the dark. You gasped, thrashing. "Phainonâ!"
A blinding spark of light suddenly eruptedâPhainon, wielding a phone flashlight with shaking hands. The dim glow cut through the abyss, revealing the grotesque, stretching limbs of the spirit reaching for you. Its eyesâhundreds of themâglowed an eerie white as it recoiled from the light, hissing violently.
"Get off of them!" Phainon kicked at the skeletal fingers, and they retracted with an inhuman screech, leaving you gasping as you scrambled away.
The train screeched, the walls pulsating as if enraged. The windows cracked. The air turned ice cold.
And then the whisper came again.
"The lights wonât last forever."
Then⊠the flashlight flickered. â„ â„ â„ â„ â„
The dim glow of Phainonâs flashlight sputtered, barely keeping the darkness at bay. The spirit loomed, its skeletal fingers twitching, inches away from your leg as it hissed in frustration. You sucked in a breath, adrenaline surging through you.
And then, without thinking, you swung your foot forwardâhard. Your boot connected with the bony fingers, sending a sharp crack through the air. The spirit recoiled, screeching in rage.
Phainonâs eyes widened. âYou justââ
But you werenât done.
In a last-ditch effort, you lurched forward and bit downâhardâon the spiritâs skeletal hand.
A horrible, distorted scream echoed through the train car.
âWHY THE FUCK DID YOU BITE ME?!â the spirit shrieked, jerking back like it had been personally offended. It cradled its mangled fingers, wisps of darkness curling from the wound.
You spit to the side, gagging. âYou taste like burnt dust and disappointment.â
Phainon wheezed, half laughing, half horrified. âHoly shit, are you insane?â
The spirit, still clutching its fingers, hissed furiously. "Youâstupidâinsignificantâmortalsâ!"
The train shuddered violently, sending both you and Phainon stumbling against the seats. The windows cracked further, hairline fractures stretching like spiderwebs. The overhead lights flickered madly, casting the spiritâs shifting form in unsettling bursts of clarity. It was writhing, its shadowy body stretching and convulsing as if struggling to keep its shape.
You wiped your mouth, glaring. âListen, I donât care what kind of cursed, horror-movie-ass entity you are, but I am NOT getting dragged into the void today.â
Phainon grabbed your wrist. âAnd weâre running again. Now.â
The moment he pulled you, the spirit let out an unholy screech and lunged. The doors at the far end of the train slammed shut, trapping you in. Its many glowing eyes fixed on you both, the rage palpable.
âNOWHERE TO RUN.â
And thenâthe last light flickered out, plunging everything into black.
For a moment, there was only silence.
And thenâ
The train jolted violently, sending both of you crashing into the seats. A deafening metallic groan tore through the air, and then⊠stillness.
The train had stopped moving.
You gasped, your heart hammering. "Did we justâ?"
Phainon didnât wait for an answer. He grabbed your wrist and pulled you up. "No way in hell weâre waiting to find out."
The air was eerily silent, no longer filled with the spiritâs screeches or the trainâs unnatural groans. The flickering light from the emergency signs barely illuminated the space, but through the cracked windows, something new came into viewâa platform.
A station.
You both turned to the doors, staring in disbelief. "We actually stopped somewhere," you muttered. "We can get out."
Phainon hesitated for only a second before grabbing the nearest objectâa fire extinguisher mounted on the wall. He ripped it free with surprising force and, without a second thought, hurled it at the train doorâs glass.
CRASH.
The glass shattered. The station outside was bathed in dim, flickering fluorescent lights. The eerie silence of an abandoned place stretched beyond the open doors.
"Go, go, go!" Phainon pushed you forward, practically shoving you through the broken door.
The moment your feet hit the platform, you took a sharp breath. It was cold. Too cold for an enclosed station. The air smelled stagnant, as if no one had stepped foot here for years.
Phainon landed beside you, panting. "Alright, weâre out. Now what?"
A sudden, slow creak echoed from the train behind you.
Both of you turned just in time to see the spirit still insideâits twisted, shadowy form shifting, barely held back by the threshold of the broken door. Its many eyes narrowed at you, seething with frustration.
"You cannot leave," it whispered.
And thenâ
The train doors SLAMMED shut.
The entire train shuddered once before its lights flickered off completely, its massive form now nothing but a black void on the tracks. Then, without warning, it started moving againâpulling itself into the darkness of the tunnel ahead, disappearing completely.
Silence.
The station remained still, untouched. It was as if the train had never been there at all.
You turned to Phainon, your breathing still unsteady. "Did that justâ"
Phainon nodded slowly. "Yeah. Yeah, it did."
Both of you stood there, staring at the empty tracks.
You glanced around, breath catching in your throat.
The advertisements. The tiled floor. The station name displayed on the screensâ
This was your home station.
Phainon caught on at the same time. He stumbled to a stop beside you, panting. âWait. This isââ
âThe place where we got on the train,â you murmured in disbelief.
Your heads snapped back toward the tracks.
The train was still there.
And through the shattered doorway, the spirit stood frozen, watching you. Its hollow gaze burned with something unreadableârage? Amusement? A curse unspoken?
Thenâwithout a soundâthe train doors sealed shut. The station lights flickered wildly. The overhead speakers crackled with distorted static.
And before your very eyesâ
The train faded away.
Vanishing into nothing.
Silence fell over the station.
Neither of you moved.
You slowly turned to Phainon. ââŠI donât even know how to process that.â
He sucked in a deep breath, hands on his knees. âSame. Iâm gonna need, like, a week to recover from whatever the hell just happened.â
ââŠLetâs just go home.â
âBest idea youâve ever had.â
And with that, you both stumbled toward the station exit, still shaking, still processing, but alive.

The night air was cool against your skin as you and Phainon walked through the quiet streets, the weight of everything that had just happened still pressing on your chests. The eerie train ride, the spirit, the frantic escapeâevery detail still lingered in your mind like a bad dream that hadn't fully faded yet. But the familiar sights of your neighborhood grounded you, reminding you that you were really back. That you were safe.
Phainon was unusually quiet beside you, shoving his hands into his pockets, his head tilted downward. He was still catching his breath, still processing.
Then, under the glow of a streetlamp, you finally got a good look at him.
His lipâ
Bruised. Swollen. Slightly split.
And it hit you why.
You had punched him.
You had done that.
Your eyes widened. Without even thinking, you grabbed his face, cupping it in your hands.
Phainon blinked. âH-Heyâ?â
You tilted his face side to side, inspecting the damage with a deep frown. His skin was slightly flushed from the adrenaline, his eyes wide with surprise at your sudden closeness.
ââŠShit,â you muttered, thumb hovering near his chin. âI actually decked you, huh?â
Phainon let out a choked laugh, his voice slightly strained. âY-Yeah. Youâve got a mean right hook.â
You winced, guilt creeping in. âSorry, I thought you were, yâknow, a ghost about to kill me.â
âNah, understandable. But damn, you fight like you meant that punch.â
Your lips twitched, but you still frowned, tilting his face a bit more. His bottom lip looked painful, and you could already see the bruise forming.
ââŠYou need ice,â you mumbled, still holding his face.
âI need therapy,â Phainon deadpanned.
That made you snort. âYeah, that too.â
Phainon gave you a lopsided grin despite the pain, but there was something in his eyesâsomething flickering and soft.
Neither of you moved.
You were still cupping his face. Still close.
The weight of the night still lingered between you, the echoes of terror and chaos slowly settling into something else. Something quieter. Something warmer.
You felt your heartbeat pick up.
ââŠI should probably let you go,â you muttered.
Phainonâs lips parted slightly, eyes still locked onto yours.
ââŠYeah,â he said softly.
Neither of you moved. And thenâ Phainon swallowed hard, his voice dropping.
"You knowâŠ" he started, eyes locked on yours, serious for once. "I genuinely thought we were going to die there."
Your breath hitched.
He let out a shaky exhale, a small, nervous laugh escaping him. Then, barely above a whisperâ
"And I thought I was gonna die without telling you how much I liked you."
The words hit you like a train of their own.
Your fingers tightened on his face. Phainon barely had time to react before you leaned in and pressed a kiss to his bruised lip.
It was soft. Barely there. But the second you pulled away, his entire face exploded into a bright red, his eyes wide, lips parted in sheer disbelief. "Youâ" His voice cracked. "You justâwhatâ"
Phainon let out a wrecked noise. Hands immediately flying to cover his burning face.
"Oh my god."
You laughed. Loud, relieved, warm.
But Phainon? He wasn't letting go.
The second the shock wore off, he clung to youâarms wrapped tight around you, face buried into your neck, refusing to let go.
"I'm never taking the train again," he mumbled, voice muffled. "I'm walking everywhere. Iâll ride a damn bike. Iâm moving to the mountains. No trains there."
You huffed a laugh, but his grip only tightened.
"Also, youâre never leaving my side again," he continued, clutching you like a lifeline. "Nope. Iâve decided. Weâre a package deal now."
You raised a brow. "Oh?"
He pulled back just enough to pout at you, still hugging you like a koala. "Yes. Do you know how scared I was? Do you? I thought you were gonna get eaten orâI was gonna get eatenâ"
"You literally threw a fire extinguisher at it."
"And Iâd do it again! For you!"
You bit back a grin. "Oh, so now youâre brave?"
"I was always brave," he huffed. "I justâfunction better when youâre around."
That was⊠a lot to admit.
You blinked, heart stuttering, but before you could say anything, Phainon suddenly pulled back just enough to look at you properly.
Then, determined, still puppy-clingy, he cupped your face this time.
"Can I kiss you again?"
Oh.
Your breath caught.
He looked at you like you were his only solid ground after everythingâwide-eyed, a little desperate, entirely smitten.
And how could you say no to that?
"Yeah," you murmured, barely above a whisper. "You can."
The second the words left your lips, Phainon did not hesitate.
He kissed you.
Not just a quick, hesitant peck this timeâa real kiss. Warm, lingering, a little shaky but full of everything he was trying to say.
Like holy shit, I thought I lost you.
Like holy shit, I donât ever want to lose you.
His arms tightened around you again, as if making sure you were real, that this was real, that you hadnât been swallowed whole by the dark after all.
When you finally pulled away, breathless, Phainon let out a small, giddy laugh, still clinging.
"Okay," he said, "maybe almost dying wasnât all bad."
You snorted. "Donât get used to it."
He grinned, still holding you close. "Canât help it. Youâre kinda my favorite person now."

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